You said you would do anything if I got good grades NOT mum

So you know that report, my year-end report that I had that was due last week?

Oh yeah, yeah.

So guess what?

Did you get a better grade on it?

Yes.

You did?

Yep.

Well, that's amazing.

Let's see.

Let me see.

Check it out.

Oh my god.

A+.

An A+.

Did they read the right report? Are you sure that's your report?

Yes.

Wow.

Aren't you proud of me?

I am proud of you. I'm totally impressed. You did so much better. You must have really been applying yourself for a change.

I worked really, really hard.

Yeah. I'm proud of you, son. I am.

And plus, remember you gave me a little incentive?

Um, I always forget what I told you.

Remember you told me if I got better grades that you would do whatever I asked you to do?

Oh, yeah.

Um, I was thinking you probably asked me to drive you somewhere.

Or, uh, I don't know, maybe you want concert tickets or something.

Or did you want that new, like, iPhone or something?

No, I'm fine with my phone.

Well, what was it you wanted? Was there a video game you liked or something?

No, you've got me enough video games.

Oh.

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