When Trying to Have a Stress Relieving Wank Becomes even More Stressful

Every now and again I am a seriously fucking grumpy motherfucker. It's no doubt down to being ‘the time of the month', not that I have the very obvious way to track such things. So out of nowhere I'll be stressed and grouchy for no real reason whatsoever. Today, was one of those days. I can't even pretend to not be. Or indeed I won't pretend! Because after all, so many of my friends, followers and fans do so because my content is so real. It's like you get to be a fly on the wall if my life! You never know, someone in the right circles might spot me and think I need my own TV show. Haha. Can you imagine? I think I need to start a new channel somewhere where I just tell you stories from my life but where my bits and tits aren't on display. I'd been trying to settle down and finger my perfect furry fanny for you, but SomeBuddy had other ideas.

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Hello, how are you today?

Oh god.

I'm feeling all angsty and a bit up for no particular reason.

May well be the time of the month.

Not that I have the, uh,

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very obvious reminder of when the time of the month falls, but

my pet's going "Ahh!"

I want some attention, they're just sending me crazy at the moment, so

yeah, I think we'll just have a little play

and, um,

yeah, try and have a bit more wank

and hopefully it will make me feel a bit better.

Either that, or it's going to make me fall ******, which means

not necessarily a bad thing.

Um,

looks like I didn't have the most ********.

And then,

I can't work out how to change the time on my clock, my watch, so

we're on the beach super early because I'd forgotten

that, yeah, stuff off.

Let me pop my light on.

But, no, we're not playing.

Okay, let's decide that he's playing.

It's like jizz, doesn't it?

Um, with a ball. So one of his favourite games is a ball, real precious or something,

and then like, I'm just going to say like, a piece of fabric, so it can be

a blanket or a towel or clothing,

and then, he kind of like,

if you put it in there, he'll like dig away at it until,

oh, birds, I need to get that grass seed out of your face.

I thought I had the back door still open.

That was a good shot out the window, actually.

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When trying to have a stress relieving wank becomes even more stressful.