The Absolute Best of Amateur Blowjobs Part I

No, I have a cut on my thumb.

Are you taking pictures of this?

No, a video.

Please don't put it on YouTube.

I promise.

Or even Facebook.

For your own private Idaho.

Exactly.

Oh.

Uh-huh.

Wait, wait. What do you want?

I don't mean to fuck you.

Why don't you suck me off?

Oh, but you're...

What's up with that?

You guys are fucking crazy.

You can stop.

Yeah.

I think I want you guys to keep going.

Soft Mines has tomorrow.

Don't be greedy, share.

Can you put the whole thing in your mouth?

Oh my god.

Oh

Yeah.

I don't like you guys to say shit.

It's big red! I ***** big red! It's soda that is red.

So everything red, red stuff comes out.

How's everybody doing?

It's soda.

It's soda.

I'm so...

Wow.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Wow.

Wow.

Will, Will, Will.

Fuck.

Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Fuck.

Fuck.

It's going in my armpit.

I saw my fruit, but it was a letter.

It's okay.

Good girl.

Where was house blown?

Holy fuck.

What's up with me?

Oh, that's good.

I don't know why I'm making that face.

Oh, good girl.

You're so good at compensating.

Oh, definitely being diluted later.

You said that's the last one.

You gotta give me some options, baby.

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