Stepbro Says, How about I make it even and show you my junk

What do you mean, I'm your stepbrother.

Says you're a bad influence.

Can't be here if she's not here.

No, how am I a bad influence?

I'm a bad influence?

Yeah.

Please elaborate.

Seriously?

Seriously.

Seriously?

Seriously, I elaborate.

Why are you here?

Laundry.

Laundry, you know, it goes in the machine, it goes.

Right, why don't you just do it at your own place?

'Cause I don't have one.

How old are you?

Bad influence.

That's like a little too...

Because it's just weird.

Is it?

A little, yeah.

We're not getting back into the stepbrother thing, are we?

I mean, how could we not?

That's like the big thing that makes it weird.

Like, nothing could really ever happen.

Not really, look.

We're not blood related, right?

So, if we met on any other context, would you--

Then it'd be different.

Don't be a pervert.

Don't be a pervert.

No, no, no, no, no.

Come on, show me.

I bet they're perfect.

You don't think it's weird?

No, not at all.

Fine.

Do it, do it, do it.

Okay, fine, but just, like, quickly.

Not... I'm keeping the top on.

Okay.

Damn, they are perfect.

I can't, oh my God.

What?

I can't believe I just did that.

I can.

I can't believe you did it.

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