SOMETHING UNLIMITED - PART 16 - CLONING MACHINE By MissKitty2K

So you now know you're gonna tell me what's funny?

No, Mr. J.

I-I just thought it was kind of funny. What did you think I was in this stupid city for in the first place?

See? That's great!

Here, the diamond's all yours! Harley tries to hand the diamond to the Joker

He backhands her hand away and diamond goes flying across the room

You just don't get it!

Come to think of it, you never get it, do you?

Get what, pudding? If I have explained the joke to you, it's not a joke, is it?

You're too toned to it. I make the punchlines. I don't care about some trinket

The headline was supposed to be Joker wipes Harley Quinn diamond

Everybody has a good laugh, but I can't do that now, can I?

All I did was ruin all my plans as usual

Joker Cox is gone.

I out adjust

P-p-p-p-pudding! Hey, don't get bloated over the hideout unless you're gonna clean it up

Buzz off, buddy

No, you know where you're not even worth that

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