Sex on wheels was lying under the Christmas tree. Naked gift 2023 for everyone

Like this, right?

And who are you?

Read it.

Dear Ivan, this year you were a good boy.

Here is your New Year's present.

Santa Claus.

Yes, that's me.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

No.

No. No. No.

You know what?

What?

If you are my New Year's present in this suitcase, right?

Yes.

Yes, this one.

In this suitcase.

My laptop.

It was on my laptop.

It was.

It was on my laptop.

Isn't my laptop better?

Oh, damn.

Fuck.

A present.

No, no.

My laptop is all I care about.

Stop! Where are you going?

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

You know what?

You know?

I don't even want to know.

What? What?

Damn.

Like...

Damn.

But...

I have a present.

Well...

Where did I come from?

Did you find it?

Yes. My mom told me I was a present.

Damn. Where is my laptop?

Where is my laptop?

Ask Santa Claus.

Yes.

How?

How do you know?

Well...

I don't know. He took it from me.

Yes?

Yes.

Well, like...

Hello, Santa Claus.

A New Year's present again?

No, I think everything is logical here.

Some dude at the airport

put you here on purpose

and stole my laptop.

Why?

You didn't think of that, did you?

Money, money, money.

Money rules this world.

No, Santa Claus took everything out of this suitcase,

put me there and said to wait until I was opened.

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