Rectal temperature (male patient)

Hey, what's...

Oh, I'm gonna get a boner.

Mmm.

Yes.

Let me see. Let me make sure it's registered here.

Very good. It's ready.

Okay, let me put it in.

And...

This is no fun. You have to leave it in. Take some oxygen and be quiet. Okay. Oh my God!

Okay, okay. Now, are you finished? Yes. Okay. I'm going to take your temperature now. Okay?

Okay, doctor.