not My Stepdad Is A Filthy Perv

Oh

Oh, what the fuck is this?

Fucking...

It's a fucking old box of condom that I dropped.

Fucking hell, that mother's going to...

Oh, her mother is going to go crazy.

Fucking hell, what am I going to do?

What am I going to say about that?

Do I have to say something?

Fucking hell, that dirty...

That dirty fucking girl.

She's just turned 18 as well.

Oh, shit.

Hello?

Oh, hold on a second, I think I have to...

Can I call you later?

My dad is calling me on the phone.

Yeah, okay.

Call you back.

Yeah?

Where are you?

I'm almost home.

I'll be there in a minute.

Get back now.

Hurry up.

What do you want from me?

Just hurry up, right?

Yeah, I'm coming, okay? Bye.

Dude, I have to go.

My dad is calling me.

I have to go home now.

Okay, bye.

Where the fuck have you been?

I was out.

Don't worry.

What's the problem?

What's the problem?

Yeah.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Sit down, will you?

Yeah, okay, relax.

I'm just dropping my fucking phone now.

So I was putting your stuff away.

Why?

Because you've left your bedroom an absolute mess.

And why are you in my bedroom?

Because I was putting your washing away, your clean washing, like I do, not you.

Guess what I found in your drawer?

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