Needed to Get Naked After I Accidentally Pissed on My Brand New Dungarees Whilst Doing a Standing up Pee for You!
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Returning home from the morning walk I was absolutely fucking desperate for a piss and so dashed straight to the bathroom for you. Where, as you know, it is incredibly dark in there! And so to try and give you a decent view I stood up for the majority of the piss. Now, this is all fine and dandy when the wee is coming out all on its own and the weight of the liquid in my bladder helps push it through my scarred urethra. But as soon as I need to start pushing it out with concentration and purpose, that's when it starts trickling down my leg. Or legs!
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Oh, hello, hello, hello. How are you? Oh my God, I am fucking desperate for a pee.
What shall we do today? What shall we do today? Shall we pee in a bowl?
Oh, God, it's coming down my leg. Oh, sit on the loom. Oh, geez. Oh, my God. Yes, right,
so, I've just been out for an unexpectedly long dog walk. Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'll blow my nose, just in case any of you...
Oh, my God, you...
Bird. Grab. It's got the ball in my dungarees. Right, oh, my God.
Hey, no, wait. Right, and now I'm going to use a bit of... What do we have here?
That's a bit of an old idols t-shirt, and then this one. Oh, I think that might be like a
polystyrene one I found in a hen. Give myself a little wipe. Oh, dear, I'm going to have to get
in the shower because, one, I'm sweating, and two, I literally did piss all down my leg.
But just wait a minute, mate. I need to get naked. I need to get so naked.
Oh, that feels better. All right, and now to take my wet dungarees off that are only wet because I got
pee on them. There's some pee.
There's... I don't know.
Let me see a bit of pee there. Right, oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm near it.
Oh, it's a very nice breeze here. Oh, this is very nice.
Apart from the fucking jungle outside because of the cunts upstairs.
Now, I wouldn't mind the jungle if they weren't cunts or she wasn't, right.
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