Miss Hannah Minx as ELVIRA

The sassy lassie with the classy chassis!

Thanks for letting me into your home!

And when are you gonna clean up this dump?

And for gosh sakes, put some clothes on, jeez!

I know what you're up to.

You think you're pretty smart, don't ya?

Oh, well that's smart!

You know, it tells me a lot about you that you decided to stay home for the next couple of hours and watch this turkey with me.

It tells me you couldn't get a date!

So, you thought you'd get your jollies by watching She-Demons.

You're just helping it some cheesy sleazy sexploitation flick with B-movie bimbos running around half naked.

Their breasts heaving against their flimsy tattered blouses.

Their milky white thighs beckoning from beneath their shredded skirts.

That's what you wanted, isn't it?

Well, it's time for me to skedaddle.

Wind me up and put me back inside my box.

And until next time,

Unpleasant dreams!

Where doggies play dead.

Like this one.

Meow meow. Meow meow.

Come be my little bat friend.

Yes. Good. Good doggie.