Lexi Lore Hires Tutor To Teach The Art Of Stripping

Let me check it then.

Lexi, you got all of these right. That's amazing. Please tell me you didn't cheat.

No, Ms. Luna, I did not cheat.

Okay, good. Here, sit down. Let's do five more.

Wow, Lexi, you're a genius.

Why did your parents hire me to tutor you?

I should be hiring you.

I gotta go to my room. I'll be right back.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Come in.

Oh, Lexi, what are you doing?

You wanted to know why my parents hired you.

Well, I asked them to,

because I heard from my friend Stacy that you were a stripper,

and I want to be a stripper.

Why would Stacy say that?

Because her older sister, Candy, used to work at the Velvet Sock,

and she told Stacy you used to work there.

Well, that's true.

It was a few years ago. I was putting myself through college.

I just needed a part-time job.

But I don't want to go to college.

I don't need college.

I really want to be a stripper,

and I just don't want to be a scientist like my dad is.

Lexi, you have an amazing mind.

The speed at which you finish those math questions is astounding.

It would be a really big shame to waste it.

I know, but listen, Miss Luna, it's just not my dream.

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