I've been around the block, so I think I can help you out!

You're bored? What, you're going to come over and hang out with me for the weekend and I bore you?

Um, no, no, no, I didn't mean it like that. I mean, I, listen, I like-

Is that why your father left me? Is that why we got a divorce?

No, no, no.

Is that something I-

I like, I like spending time with you. I know you're my stepmom and stuff, or ex-stepmom.

I don't even know what to call you.

Well, call me Jessa.

Okay, because ever since, um, dad and you got divorced, you know, I don't-

Oh, I-

I don't want to lose touch, that's-

I don't want to lose touch with you either. In fact, I think that we should kind of start over our relationship as just, you know, Jessa.

Mm-hmm.

I mean, I wasn't married to your dad for that long anyway, so it's not weird, right?

No, no, no, it's not. I mean, you can hang out as much as you want.

I, uh, I'm not gonna lie.

What's up?

Yeah, I don't know. Since your dad moved out, I've been, I've been lonely. You know, so-

Well, yeah, you're in this big-ass house by yourself.

I know. But I've also been lonely in other ways, too.

What do you mean?

I don't know. I just, I feel...

Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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