Ich muss taeglich meine chefin auf der arbeit fingern und lecken

Fine, Chad, I'll give you a chance. Understand that I normally like my male models to be chiseled, to be raw. I don't want an ounce of fat on them, and I need to see very strong pectorals. Do you understand me?

Now wipe away your tears, little crybaby. Stand up, and I'll take some pictures.

All right, get over here. Come on. Listen, is that how a male model walks a runway?

Uh, no.

Have some gumption, man. Go, take off some clothes. Come on.

Take off my clothes?

Well, I have to see what you have underneath there, don't I? Don't argue with your agent.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Who do you think it was that got all those Abercrombie models their job? They're standing in windows looking like fine specimens of male penile energy, and now look at you. You look like a sorry excuse.

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