How to Pee in the Pool Without Getting Caught.

to the bathroom.

I've been peeing in the pool all day.

Based on sheer numbers alone, you know there's a lot of urine in this pool.

It's like a giant septic tank.

Look at the amount of people just milling around.

There's a swim-up bar right there.

Just to know people are peeing.

The closest bathroom is where?

Well, it's in the pool.

And you know what's so funny?

Everyone who jumps in goes, "Oh my God, the pool water is so warm."

Well, I wonder why it's so warm.

Every other single person is doing it here.

Are you kidding me?

All the ***** people that don't want to get out there, of course they're pissing in the

pool.

I don't think, honestly, I don't think Leia's peed in the bathroom the whole trip.

Every time she goes, "Oh, I gotta go to the bathroom," she slips into the water and pees.

I'm going to give you tips on how to pee in the pool.

Do you want to pee with me at the same time?

No.

Okay.

When you're peeing in a pool, you have to go bit by bit, so that, just so that the color

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