Holidays Are Best Spent Together

Oh, sorry.

I was just seeing if you were done with your homework.

What's the matter, sweetheart?

I'm just sad that I couldn't go.

Why don't we plan a day

and we'll celebrate the holidays together?

I can even go out and buy you a little dress.

Don't you need a measuring tape?

Hey, is that how you measure?

Sweetie, it's okay, I'm your dad.

It's really sweet how dad is trying to cheer me up.

It's great being this close to him.

Maybe I'm a little turned on.

I don't think that's my waist, dad.

And I'm gonna make sure you have the best holiday.

She definitely gets her ass from her mom.

I didn't mean to burst in on you like that.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

I'm just feeling a little embarrassed about the stress.

Look, I love this.

I would go to Holly, you know?

I wouldn't shy away from it.

Why don't we get in the shower?

We can help each other wash down.

Are you sure we should be in the shower together?

Dad has a boner and I think maybe I gave it to him.

You can touch it if you want, sweetie.

I know you're curious.

I don't think I'm supposed to touch it.

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