Her boss was in the shower

You know what else you can do? I need you to put that stuff on the computer for me that we looked at today.

Okay.

Yeah?

Sure.

Um, what else? There's one other thing I need you to do. Um...

Yeah, I need you to retype that memo that I sent back to the office the other day. Can you do that for me too?

Of course I can. With pleasure.

Yeah, that'd be great.

Wait until you see the surprise I have for you out here though.

Surprise?

Yeah, surprise. You know I am the best secretary around.

This is true.

Surprise? What kind of surprise would you have for me?

Oh, you'll just have to wait and find out.

Alright, well just give me a couple minutes. I'll be on in a second.

Okay. Don't be too long.

What the hell?

So what do you think of my special uniform?

I didn't know that was going to be my surprise.

I always thought it would be nice, but I really did not think that that was going to be it.

Well, I bought it just for you.

Not bad.

I look very professional.

Yes, you do.

Professional something.

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