Hazed college twink blindfolded in dorm

Or did he pay for it?

I don't know. I fucking don't know.

He probably-

Fucking Drake.

Probably fucking, no, stole it.

Alright, alright, shut up. Alright.

So, like, okay.

He fucking made me go on it bareback, alright?

Bareback, on a fucking ******.

It was dirty as fuck. There was dirt all over it, like, it lays in shit all day.

And, like, fucking, like-

Get some fleas in your ass?

And, like, fucking, I had to ride all the way around, like, fucking campus.

So, we're the, like, campus seniors coming to our room.

Alright, alright, wait, wait, wait.

Trying to chase you on a little golf cart.

He's like, "Wait, wait, wait."

I had to ride on it bareback, painted like Braveheart.

Awesome.

No.

Freedom!

No, no, no, alright, alright.

And then, I, it was, it was like fucking running all of a sudden.

So, like, my balls were starting to hang off to the side, alright?

Yeah, I mean, a ****** is just like-

So, fucking, like, okay, their spine is like a fucking needle.

So, I had to, like, stand up and, like, try to readjust my balls.

As I was fucking standing off-

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