Getting Freaky on the Couch

He flaked again.

It's like, since I've been divorced from Mark's dad, I can't seem to have any fun.

Like, everybody's always flaking, they have **** and obligations and stuff.

Yeah.

You should probably go out and have a good time, you know?

Yeah, I mean, I can't believe anyone would show you up, I mean, you look great.

Thank you, thank you.

If they knew what you were wearing.

Enough about me, enough about me.

What about you?

Yeah, I mean it's whatever I guess. I'm glad to be home.

Yeah. How's that girlfriend? Delzray?

Devy.

Devy, Devy.

I Marco is fucking hater and tried to

Thought he was like

I won't go into it. I'll spare you.

So you're single now?

Yeah.

Anyways, so I know it's...

You've turned into quite the man since I've seen you last.

You know, like, yeah, you're all grown up now.

I feel pretty grown up.

Yeah.

But, uh, anyways, um.

Wow.

Um.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Miss J.

I couldn't help it.

I shouldn't be doing that, I'm sorry.

It's like, very inappropriate.

I don't mean to be inappropriate.

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