Episode 1 BTS 05 - Get To Know The Colonel
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The Colonel is hysterical, quirky, and has a unique perspective on the competition. He's full of one-liners we've never heard before and isn't afraid to speak his mind. As a former Beauty and the Geek contestant, The Colonel is confident in his non-traditional style.
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Hi, I'm the Colonel. I'm 32 years old and I'm from North Carolina and I'm here to be a leader in porn.
Fuckin' bitches!
I was on a national TV show a couple years ago.
Maybe you've heard of it, I'm sure you're a big fan of reality TV.
Beauty and the Geek.
If the sex factor is doing what you're told and performing when you're supposed to perform, yeah, I think I have the sex factor.
And then I pop!
Because how do you not pop after seeing somebody squirt? That's just...
When one of them stands up, that just grinds my gears.
I can't stand her.
She's a tease.
Fake.
Phony.
Disingenuous.
No prestige.
Everything about her just makes me want to *****.
I think this place is like paradise!
It's like I've lost North Carolina and came into heaven.
It's fantastic!
Put her on the pool table and then fuck her on the pool table.
I always bring my egg eggs. I'm ready to win this and take home the title.
I just follow orders.
Like a meat puppet.
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