Cheating Wife Creampied by some Stranger

You're making me look bad.

Look, Carson, you are my good, good friend.

I will stop at nothing to win back you.

And if you're in my way, I will destroy you.

I should probably come home for lunch.

Yeah.

Good afternoon, sunshine.

So what have you got planned for today?

Same as every day.

Lie on the couch, do my nails, avoid talking to you.

It's going up well so far.

That girl doesn't want to party all night and ***** all day.

She's going to end up like Aunt Martha.

Remember the beard that got on her?

She's not going to end up like Fat Martha.

Poor woman got so large she had to play putt-putt.

Hey, don't remind me.

That part two was the longest three hours of my life.

Your daughter is drifting.

So what are you going to do?

I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to start eating my lunch at the office.

Hey, old man.

I thought you'd be here.

I've been really busy.

Yeah?

Well, I guess my violin getting on street fire is really bringing you into business.

Because you've got the violin trouble.

I don't know.

Well, good thing we're closing early, man,

because I need you to give me a ride home to my cousin Larry's.

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