Amateur BUTTHOLES

Some perverse things that I want you to wrap your dirty little mind around.

Because if you actually get an opportunity to serve me in person, loser,

all of this will be important for you to remember and see.

You are going to be my new toilet.

And I'm not going to be worrying about using the porcelain queen any longer.

Nope.

All.

All of my bowel movements.

It's all coming down from your pervy, nasty little face.

That's right, loser.

You, you're going to be my new toilet.

And whatever comes out of here,

Whatever comes out of here, you are going to be my perfect boyfriend.

pervy, disgusting, human toilet,

licking up every dirty little deposit that I leave for you.

You are going to love every minute of your new perverse life.

I get a feel after a night of, I don't know, hot, greasy, extra cheese pizza,

when normally I would be sitting here on the toilet all by myself.

But now, not anymore.

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